The sexy eye quirk must run in the family
oh this hurts me
(Source: doctor-owen-harper, via watson-wench)
- Mom: That looks like a cookie!
- Star Trek 2009: *plays the first scene with Captain Nero* *nothing looks like a cookie*
I’m liveblogging my mom watching “Star Trek (2009)” for the first time.
Her first comment: “The space ship looks like a galatic palm dragon fruit with mascara”
I think she means the Romulan ship
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(Source: booasaur, via demonsrunwhensherlockgoestowar)
when I say ‘oh my god’ it’s not just a verbal placeholder I am literally calling on the lord of all creation to make sure he’s witnessing your fuckery
The basic plot of every Star Trek episode ever.
Based off this post (x)
this is so accurate
(via fizzlewitz)
I want to try a thing:
Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!
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