- Mom: That looks like a cookie!
- Star Trek 2009: *plays the first scene with Captain Nero* *nothing looks like a cookie*
I’m liveblogging my mom watching “Star Trek (2009)” for the first time.
Her first comment: “The space ship looks like a galatic palm dragon fruit with mascara”
I think she means the Romulan ship
when I say ‘oh my god’ it’s not just a verbal placeholder I am literally calling on the lord of all creation to make sure he’s witnessing your fuckery